All of us who teach have favorite examples of accidental student genius. They are archived and collected (see here ) and treasured, passed around among countless teachers. Some are surely apocryphal. Some are simple malapropisms, others — as in this fine Stephen Dunn offering — are not only unintentionally hysterically funny, but oddly poignant as well. With school underway this week, this is a fine choice for my first Thursday Short Poem since coming off hiatus.
John & Mary
"John & Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who also had never met."
— from a freshman’s short story.
They were like gazelles who occupied different
grassy plains, running in opposite directions
from different lions. They were like postal clerks
in different zip codes, with different vacation time,
their bosses adamant and clock-driven.
How could they get together?
They were like two people who couldnâ€™t get together.
John was a Sufi with a love of the dervish,
Mary of course a Christian with a curfew.
They were like two dolphins in the immensity
of the Atlantic, one playful,
the other stuck in a tuna netâ€”
two absolutely different childhoods!
There was simply no hope for them.
They would never speak in person.
When they ran across that windswept field
toward each other, they were like two freight trains,
one having left Seattle at 6:36 p.m.
at an unknown speed, the other delayed
in Topeka for repairs.
The math indicated that theyâ€™d embrace
in another world, if at all, like parallel lines.
Or merely appear kindred and close, like stars.